Basically, Google's showing that their programming language is pretty cool, too, likely thinking of Apple's to-do surrounding its new programming language.
The demo we're getting is some code to analyze a stream of tweets relating to the World Cup.
Urz has had a costume change, now wearing a red soccer shirt
Big applause for Eric Schmidt... and then a bit of confusion as everyone realizes it isn't THAT Eric Schmidt.
I expect this to become a meme in 3... 2...
A different Google employee named Eric Schmidt is doing this demo.
Announcing Cloud Dataflow, to create data pipelines for "arbitrarily large datasets."
Urz back, talking about how ingesting code rapidly is difficult, requiring lots of different tech.
Moving from Code to Data.
Cloud Monitoring will give you relevant dashboards to help you debug, not just Google services but more than a dozen open source tools and packages.
We're taking bets out here on what the next protester will be complaining about. My money's on Google's overwhelming reliance on primary colors for mobile design.
Cloud tracing gives devs reports, to compare latency before and after change.
Debugging code = watching paint dry
Cloud debugging is a new tool. It won't mean much to many of you, but if you code, this could make your life much, much easier.
Very deep in the woods here, talking about code and applications running on tens or hundreds of servers.
We're deep in API-ville again, talking about cloud saving. There's code on the screen. Moments like this, you remember that Google I/O is at heart meant to be a developer's conference, not a consumer show.
"This is about as peaceful an application as I know how to build" - Greg... lost the last name. sorry.
"Wake the fuck up!" he says as he's escorted out.
"building machines that kill people"
"You all work for a company that is going to build machines that kill people." Another protester who apparently didn't get the message about Boston Dynamics dropping their government contracts.
Screaming about Google "building totalitarian machines that kill people."
And the second protestor! "You all work for a totalitarian company that works for the CIA and NSA!"