"There's an excellent chance that we're going to die in Mexico tonight."
Don't count down..it's not a launch, you idiots.
Hey, there's the home of the next TCA….
That just made me sad and weary.
I love it already. Let them come back next year.
"If something keeps working they'll just keep doing it until everybody hates it."
"Mr. Bean by international rules."
"Tonight, you're basically a garbage person." - Poehler to Matt Damon. God, I love these two.
"Explosion at the wig factory." I would have watched that.
The bit with Julia Louis-Dreyfus was gold. OK, sign the contract, they are hired for next year.
Great "Gravity" joke as well. Man, the percentage rate is pretty damned high tonight.
Very, very high percentage of crushing it.
"He lost 45 pounds or what actresses call, 'Being in a movie.'" Fey on Matthew McConoughey.
I loved the SnapChat joke…It's hard to keep up with these two.