Kelly says she'd hate to be fashion police tonight because everybody has looked "really, really good." It seems she missed this situation. Please, someone, take the scissors to Zoe Saldana's dressthing.
Did you know that if you skip red carpet interviews you live between 7 and 8 years longer? True fact.
Are the red carpet interviews over yet? Can they be, please?
I'm going to go undefeated in my picks tonight because I'm only going to pick my winners after they are announced. Just shaking it up.
Who thinks the Globes are gonna be awesome tonight?
Artesa Pinot Noir for starters.
That won't preclude me from being a crank tonight, however.
That it was tacky because it had a 49ers logo on it.
"Only one movie will inspire you…" NO, please don't do those ads anymore.
I am really upset at Julia Roberts.
And I'm not even talking about the Sarah Palin hair.
You're either going to a business meeting or the Globes. You can't do both.
It doesn't help your cause if Ryan Seacrest is your biggest fashion fan.
"History's about to be made." No it's not, Matt. No, it's not.
"Any final thoughts people?" Oh, no, stop….stop it.