I'm in my hotel room. It's pointless to go.
OK, so here's the thing. Time to review. I liked it, but the pacing was very odd. Loved the hosts, excited to see movies, but wish a director out there could do a good awards show.
I shot that Martha Stewart ad myself, btw.
OK, off to review this thing. Thanks for hanging out with me. If you don't already, come find me on Twitter and have fun with TV stuff: @BastardMachine